phoner

(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.

Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!

Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.

by MutherFacker September 28, 2011

Phoner

when one unexpectedly receives a text from a hot girl and becomes aroused.

Person 1: dude when i was sitting in class, haley texted me and i got the biggest "phoner"

Person 2: Dude haley's is so hot

by reallyloudspeakers October 29, 2011

Phonerview

One of those preliminary interviews for a job that takes place over the telephone.

"Hey man, just got off the phone with this bat-shit crazy human resources manager. WORST phonerview of my life!"

by Wifter March 23, 2012

Phoner

A term used when one's phone forms a bulge in their pocket, and is mistaken for an erection.

Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.

Guy 1: Dude, is that a Boner?

Guy 2: Nah man, I just have a Phoner.

by Moondoggie October 15, 2012

Phoner

Noun: foh-ner A Boner induced by a sexual voice heard over the phone.

"Damn girl, you sound sexy, I have a very large phoner"

by Allok January 9, 2013

Phoner

When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.

*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*

"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."

by TYBGriff September 9, 2013

phoner

an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.

Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!

by Silhouette951 November 19, 2013