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(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.
Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!

Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.
by MutherFacker September 28, 2011
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