Definitions by MutherFacker

phoner 

(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.

Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!

Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.

phoner by MutherFacker September 28, 2011