Petty Bank

A place you store petty things that people have done or said to you, so you can reference it at a later time.

I broke open my petty bank and saw that she didn't come to my party, so I don't have to go to hers.

by hustlinheart512 July 6, 2018

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Wordplay Petty

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

by MTrain84 March 21, 2017

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Petty peasant

A petty peasant is someone who is extremely petty and lacks class and dignity.

You are such a petty peasant, you couldn’t even fight me with clothes on.

by LingDanc803 December 30, 2018

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Pro-petty

Verbal throat punch to one or many in a professional setting that allows you to keep your job. Similar to a professional "mic drop". Not rude or disrespectful however it lets them know "don't come for me".

I had to go pro-petty on my boss when our policies were questioned and they pointed the finger at me. Per your last email (see attachments 1, 2, and 3) we used your guidance to develop our current office policies. See right there where you signed off?

by Dr. Sheknowitall April 27, 2020

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Petty Cupboard

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.

My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.

by LaLa72 January 1, 2018

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