Petty Bank

A place you store petty things that people have done or said to you, so you can reference it at a later time.

I broke open my petty bank and saw that she didn't come to my party, so I don't have to go to hers.

by hustlinheart512 July 6, 2018

Petty peasant

A petty peasant is someone who is extremely petty and lacks class and dignity.

You are such a petty peasant, you couldn’t even fight me with clothes on.

by LingDanc803 December 30, 2018

petty hypocrite

A petty hypocrite is someone who joins in the fun until its no longer fun for them , then the tables turn and they are left on the outside and decide to post a bunch of nonsense on social media or talk in social scenes making them look like the victim, or that they are better off ..

Hey look Shelia and Greg are inviting other people into their "fun", but Greg fell for the other woman and no one wants Shelia so she is all over social media posting how humiliated she is.. for pity.. Shelia is such a petty hypocrite

Look at that Petty hypocrite trying to make people feel bad for them when she was doing the same things!

by Fuckyourglasshouse October 30, 2017

Pro-petty

Verbal throat punch to one or many in a professional setting that allows you to keep your job. Similar to a professional "mic drop". Not rude or disrespectful however it lets them know "don't come for me".

I had to go pro-petty on my boss when our policies were questioned and they pointed the finger at me. Per your last email (see attachments 1, 2, and 3) we used your guidance to develop our current office policies. See right there where you signed off?

by Dr. Sheknowitall April 27, 2020

Petty Package

A group of casually single girls who

Like to indulge in Petty conversations.

“Girl the petty package is talking shit again”

by Petty package October 19, 2017

Petty Purge

when someone ends a relationship, especially someone met from a dating app, you simply destroy the contact information and any images associated with that person

that guy she met from the dating app ended the relationship so she petty purged his contact, facebook, instagram, and all pics they had together

by npgandlove March 7, 2021

Fucking Petty

When someone decides to go on a break with their significant other and after two months finds out they slept with another person, they then drive 6 hours to ruin a LDOC party their significant other will be at.

Girl: "Oh my god D-ron stop being so fucking petty and leave him alone!"

by derffgffrrtg April 29, 2019