Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to feel loved

by ToeMax December 14, 2020

She is a horrible performer

What you say to an female singer who is horrible in your opinion.

Shabnam: *sings*
Hater:She is a horrible performer!!! won't listen to her again!!! her voice hurts my ears!!!!

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

Employee Performance Appraisal

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.

Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.

by OneMCSOFamily September 08, 2021

Prime Time Performer

P.T.P.
Person who performs in the clutch with all the Pressure.


Named by Dicky V.

Dick Vitale says "Kobe Bryant is a Prime Time Performer baby, hes the real deal."

by Big Bs Too Godly April 10, 2009

Performative Dissonance

The artistic technique or emotional state where a piece of music, art, or a person displays a contradiction between the external appearance and the internal reality — without openly acknowledging it. In music, it refers to the contrast between energetic, upbeat melodies or performative confidence and lyrics that express vulnerability, insecurity, or pain. The juxtaposition reflects the emotional façade people often put on, hiding their true feelings behind a mask of positivity or strength. The key element is that the performance does not break the fourth wall — the song or performance never directly acknowledges the dissonance, instead allowing it to exist in the tension between sound and meaning.

1. Olivia Rodrigo's "Brutal" is a classic example of performative dissonance — the loud, confident sound masks the anxiety and frustration she’s feeling.

2. The song had an overwhelming sense of performative dissonance, where the upbeat rhythm clashed with the loneliness in the lyrics.

by Labourpp February 28, 2025

values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu March 23, 2011

Performance aftershock

The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.

"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."

by spiderserna December 13, 2011