Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 3, 2020

Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle September 19, 2012

Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018

Booger Patch

That little spot, on the carpet of your vehicle, between the seat and the door, for planting those tenacious nose blockers that won't flick off your finger

After hanging his finger out the window, at 60 miles per hour, the nose clogger just wouldn't leave John's digit, so he planted it in the "booger patch"!

by CreekGuy April 26, 2011

chew patch

The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.

Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?

by ChiefHungLo August 20, 2014

Piss Patch

The wet spot in the crotch area of a guy's pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. The resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or Piss Patch.

Dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a Piss Patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, "Piss Patch Boy".

by Timmer Tim Tim January 22, 2014

Meat Patch

Conjested area of meaty erections.

Katie: You coming?

Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.

by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008