Oftenifity

The numerical amount of how often something happens, usually in a percentage or ratio form, often involving decimals or those little colon things. But usually a decimal. Because those little colon things are so 5 years ago. And besides, who uses those?

The oftenifity that you, Kyle, are going to use a calculator is..... well, zero.

by Superguitarninja October 13, 2009

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otter ration

1. a limited number of otters
2. a bit of food for an otter
3. an iPhone autocorrect for misspelling "presentation"

"I typed 'presentation' so badly the autocorrect gave me 'otter ration'."

by Chesty La Roo January 31, 2012

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"Otter-pop"ing

Verb. Origin: Late 1970's American English
The act of sliding one's fingers along the urethra of a penis while giving felatio such that semen will be liberated directly into the giver's mouth. A motion akin to that of sliding into one's mouth the frozen goodness inside the plastic sleeve of an otter pop.

Rlex: "Hey bro, was that girl a swallower?"
Ayan: "Bro, more than that, this girl was "otter-pop"ing the shit out of me!"

by A Drawing of Howard Taft October 27, 2016

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Ortensja

Ortensja is called a famous flower also it means for expensive girls and very beautiful.

Ortensja you are such a hot girl that breaks all the hearts.

by oxh December 27, 2016

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Otter

Otter : (noun) The nickname for the most amazing human being to ever exist on the planet, known for his adorable appearance and cuddly personality. When sleeping, otters cuddle or hold hands to remain afloat, similar to the selfless rituals and nature of this incredible person. Originated from a viral video of said animal, became a term of endearment.

Awww, that’s my boyfriend, he’s my otter!

by lil_otter_19 November 17, 2019

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