Full orbit

Such as mooning someone, orbit is when a 300 pound man spins at you butt-naked at 30 miles an hour like an obese beyblade thus creating a gravitational pull of lard strong enough to kill japan

Oh shit that guys doing A full orbit... oh shit RUN

by Josephwildjojo May 20, 2023

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orbital narcissist

A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.

A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.

Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't

by Ontological June 26, 2018

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orbital bombardment

When you are having some sex and you get on the trampoline and start blasting dukes at your woman.

"Wow, Geoffery, your trampoline sure is stinky."
"Yeah, man, gave my girl some orbital bombardment last night, y'know?"
"Hell yeah, man! Up top!"
"Please leave my house now."

by Danny McWanny August 4, 2021

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Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

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