Oriental

1) A type of rug
2) A term that your grandparents still use for people of asian descent despite you constantly telling them it is not politically correct

Grandparent: There are a lot of orientals here

Grandkid: Actually that term is -

Grandparent: Oh look there's one not eating a dog what a strange sight

by stupidcommiebitch June 4, 2017

orient

The word which most people mean when they say orientate.

Turn the map over and orient it toward that landmark.

by CanberraDan March 12, 2008

orientation Confused

a person that doesnt know if they are fags or just metro and hangs with boys that are homosexual

Person 1: Why do you talk like that and hang with that person are u gay?

Person 2:no??? umm... he "just cool"

Person 1: yea ok u are orientation confused

by khia love December 9, 2008

ombience

Creating an atmosphere better than ambiance around christmas time in the presence of Jesus christ.

Im just going to light these candles.... there you go, thats a nice ombience isnt it?

by zozo88 December 10, 2013

Oriental Wank

This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.

"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"

by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018

Sensual orientation

The way in which a person is inclined to desire or seek physical though non-sexual affection in the form of cuddling, hand-holding etc in relation to particular people.

Most people have a sensual orientation corresponding to their sexual orientation but though Ashley was straight she still enjoying snuggling with a lot of her female friends.

by ApricotFields June 12, 2019

Sexual Orientation

Your sexual identity; sexual preference

Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)

Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*

by HPTrash November 16, 2017