older than baseball

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).

"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."

by Ryan_from_Fremont October 25, 2008

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by Brey234 August 15, 2021

Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.

Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!

by OldassJason August 10, 2009

olderly

An elderly person.

You are an olderly.

by derp419 May 1, 2016

oldenisation

The process of or act of making/getting old.

"This is a cause for celebration, not oldenisation!"

by Liza Zombie October 7, 2007

Older teens

So like young teens are ages 8-17

These teens are ages 18-24

We are older teens

by 459395 February 6, 2022

older sibling energy

A gay mental person

That QUEER has older sibling energy

by Racooneater December 24, 2022