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Thee Molestee

To look up a sexual predator, go to his/her house, and wait to be taken advantage of!
Jimmy still hasn't come back after he decided to test out Thee Molestee!
by hands_Free_Hanky May 23, 2009
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crust molester

One who makes pizza.
by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010
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Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!
by Inverkeithing June 15, 2011
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Kitten molesting butt fuckers

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.
by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015
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Molest

When a bike shop owner touches or forces others to act out sexual fantasies with him.
I want you two kids to scream real loud at my ass.
by magichands8 January 6, 2004
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myles

The title given to someone with perceived intelligence. Often envied for their seemingly effortless ability to be such an ass. They must qualify for the title with sculpted buttocks and be in a supreme physical condition.

In the eyes of a mere mortal, they are also accused of having the traits of vanity, promiscuity, chastity and flirtatiousness. Not to be confused with miles, and there is no accurate conversion to kilometers. An example would be this person knows that pft only has one f, singular, uno.

If you know some one with such an honorable title of myles then you should praise and glorify them in every sense of the word. Those with true intentions will be rewarded with eternal happiness in everything they do.
Wow! That guy is so cool, such a myles.

Hey, that guy must be made of awesome...obviously a myles.

Myles, you are awesome in every sense of the word.
by joseph.l October 11, 2008
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Molestache

A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.
"Dude look at Captain Crunch's molestache, he totally touches children."
by the cotck August 20, 2009
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