muffle

Short for muff licker.

Your nan's a muff licker!

by Joe Harper May 1, 2003

muffler

A very hairy pussy

Yo dude, you see the size of that muffler on that broad??

by Keegs February 11, 2004

Muffle Trumpet

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)

I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.

by Mitchy Cock and Balls October 18, 2008

muffler sniffer

Someone who goes to either car or motorcycle meets and waits for a ride. Usually females are known to hang out. Resembles a groupie just hangs out for the atmosphere and ride.

Hey Matt you see those muffler sniffers? I bet one of the would ride bitch on ur bike.

by SirSam March 7, 2009

Muffler fuck

Verb; The act of ramming your vehicle into the rear end of another vehicle at a considerable speed.

-"Damn, that guy was going pretty fast when he hit you"

-"Yeah, he muffler fucked me pretty bad"

by Whiskie December 1, 2009

muffember

all men or indian women who cant grow a real moustache for the month of movember and can only grow pathetic little muff hair instead

dara- think i might grow a tach for movember this year
bil- but youv never had 1 before, u only have some sick muff hair on your chin
dara- ya, i suppose, might give muffember a try tho?
bil- gumann

by bil.i.am November 27, 2012

Muffhead

Any person that frequently muffdive (s), or dives into the muff of women.

Someone who frequents a muff.

Muffheads may be male or female.

"Damien has slept with hundreds of women...he's such a muffhead!"

"Cary wants to be a muffhead, but he can't get any muff. lol"

by I♥muffs July 5, 2009