Chrismas Moustache

Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.

I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"

by dlg67 July 26, 2009

MILF moustache

A hot mom's cum around your lips after licking her pussy.

I could still taste that hot soccer mom on my MILF moustache after I went down on her.

Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!

by Dr. Shagwell August 11, 2017

Hot Morning Moustache

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache

by Damien July 18, 2003

salt and pepper moustache

White, blonde adolescent boy with pre-pubescent moustache consisting of blonde and black hair. The individual believes this two-toned tasche is cool, but it's not.

"Look at Mike's salt and pepper moustache"

by creeps and freaks July 29, 2012

Brad Paisley moustache

A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)

I didn't have time to shave this morning so now I have a Brad Paisley moustache.

by Whackmaster December 30, 2007

Cheerwind moustache

If someone is being unnecessarily grumpy and you break wind with excellent comedic timing, causing them to smile against their will, the resulting complex facial expression is called a Cheerwind moustache.

Sue was being a total debbie downer at dinner but I finally managed to give her a Cheerwind moustache.

by lulzbringer May 29, 2010

chocolate moustache

the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.

"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"

by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010