Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell”

*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”

by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023

Hoy Moses

1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.

2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.

That chick Melody is one Hoy Moses!

Oh no everyone hide! Here comes Hoy Moses!

by The Wise Woman June 13, 2009

faux-mosexual

A person who acts gay but really isn't.

jon- bob is super gay.

jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!

by dr. seymore butts March 17, 2010

DJ Moses

To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.

"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."

by DCMikeRotch1 October 24, 2012

The Moser Effect

When you meet an attractive girl and say I know we've never met but I feel a sort of connection or say something more ridiculously awkward, making the girl feel uncomfortable, thinking you a loser, and never talking to you again.

Hey Tate used The Moser Effect on Makenna and know she doesn't even talk to Tate anymore.

by VarsityAnonymous August 8, 2016

Jonny Moseley

The most bad skiier around, he likes to full knuckle snow, steal from the russians and sign women's breasts. Most famous from the 1998 Nagano olympics where he won a gold medal.

Eric: Holy shit that's Jonny Moseley!
Justin: Who the fuck is that?
Eric: He's the best skiier ever man get your facts straight!

by Joesretrogames May 4, 2018

Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it

Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen

by jerafe May 30, 2019