VarsityAnonymous's definitions

Elephant Knees

When you knees can't support your fatass body so they get bigger and bigger.

Jesse-Hey did you see Tate's elephant knees?

Justin- Yeah how could I miss them big mother fuckers.

by VarsityAnonymous August 8, 2016

The Moser Effect

When you meet an attractive girl and say I know we've never met but I feel a sort of connection or say something more ridiculously awkward, making the girl feel uncomfortable, thinking you a loser, and never talking to you again.

Hey Tate used The Moser Effect on Makenna and know she doesn't even talk to Tate anymore.

by VarsityAnonymous August 8, 2016

Arizona Darpen Extreme

The act of hitting on a hot ass girl while u have a hunch and look like pinhead from spongebob, ask her to meet u behind a building have her turn u down miserably and have to hear about it for the rest of ur highschool career and or life.

Hey Garret gave Taylor the Arizona Darpen Extreme what a loser.

by VarsityAnonymous August 6, 2016