Arizona Darpen Extreme

The act of hitting on a hot ass girl while u have a hunch and look like pinhead from spongebob, ask her to meet u behind a building have her turn u down miserably and have to hear about it for the rest of ur highschool career and or life.

Hey Garret gave Taylor the Arizona Darpen Extreme what a loser.

by VarsityAnonymous August 06, 2016

Elephant Knees

When you knees can't support your fatass body so they get bigger and bigger.

Jesse-Hey did you see Tate's elephant knees?

Justin- Yeah how could I miss them big mother fuckers.

by VarsityAnonymous August 08, 2016

The Moser Effect

When you meet an attractive girl and say I know we've never met but I feel a sort of connection or say something more ridiculously awkward, making the girl feel uncomfortable, thinking you a loser, and never talking to you again.

Hey Tate used The Moser Effect on Makenna and know she doesn't even talk to Tate anymore.

by VarsityAnonymous August 08, 2016