Moron

Someone that refuses to read the above statement:
"Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
But still writes their boyfriend's/girlfriend's and/or best friend's name. Usually starts an entry with "The most amazing person you'll ever meet!"

Makes it very annoying for those of us that screen through these entries.

Quotes from your average moron-
1. (Name) is an awesome, sexy person!
2. (Name) is a loser douchebag!!1!

by TehNinja January 14, 2010

moron sauce

A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. In other words, when the word moron just can't describe how idiotic something is.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

by AEI December 28, 2008

Mormon Clause

Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."

I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!

by Jon Stephens February 25, 2009

Moron

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

If you are calling someone a moron, you are actually saying the person is not an imbecile, since they are smarter than than that.

by Chris November 1, 2004

oxy moron

two words that contradict each other

perfect reject, pretty ugly

by Gena April 23, 2003

Mormon

A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"

by Gloverboy6 January 10, 2010

mormon porn

The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.

My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time

by easterbunnykiller April 24, 2009