mopeystatusiosis

When someone posts multiple mopey statuses on facebook in a row.

Sally has been posting lots of emo statuses on facebook these days. It's probably mopeystatusiosis.

by Zamisk November 7, 2011

Mossy Pond

While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect

I totally mossy pond your mother last night.

by mossypondtaper November 5, 2012

Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it

That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes

by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016

moppy sloppy

A broken, floppy mop that gets mud everywhere.

AKA: MEEEEE

Moppy Sloppy fun!!!

by Bone_Co11ector December 12, 2016

Möpsel

The third stage for a cute sound. Not used frequently.

Example: miep - möp - möpsel

by Saphira Lunex February 24, 2017

Mossy Toppy

When you give head and they die from excitement and you didn't know they died. So you give head until larvae and fungi grows on top of your penis. And later cums nothing but chunky sperm and blood mix with puss.

Damn, the girl gave a mossy toppy, RESPECT!

by Daddyripper09 May 22, 2017

Mossy blanket

When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail

Mossy blanket

by Bean juice August 12, 2017