Montreal

Montreal is a terrifying place where you can hear police cars and burglar alarms going off late at night.

You can't walk even walk down the streets during the day without breathing the toxic air filled with second hand smoke.

Among the population, there are a lot of anglophones who hate everything french and francophones who hate everything english.

Some areas look very pretty.

The metro is hard for new people to understand and people there aren't very helpful in giving you directions.

If you do something wrong in the metro, people will stare at you.

Montreal people aren't usually very nice.

18 year olds from Ontario go there to drink and go to bars since that's the legal drinking age.

They have a lot of sucky malls that don't have any interesting stores.

Montreal = worse than Ottawa
Ottawa = worse than Toronto
Toronto = awsome =-D

by Lovem10101 April 28, 2011

MONSTERLY

butt ugly pimple faced cousin fucker.

hideous, horrendous, monstrous.

Charlie had multiple sexual encounters with his own cousin who is his dads brothers daughter on several occasions very much resembling that of two jack rabbits in mating season and WHAM!! had some ogre babbiies to complete their happy family ending. to be continued...perhaps..stay tunnned.....for MONSTERLY..

by STD_Freeeeeeeeee October 17, 2008

montreal

Montreal has French Canadians, and the worst drivers in the world.....enough said.

I Came from Vancouver the best city in the world one day to Montreal rode this carriage through the old part of town(this was actually cool) then I laughed at how stupid the French people are, got pissed off at how Quebec residents honk at red light(if they dont go right through it) went to the airport and back to the rich safe haven city of Vancouver p.s. big mountains rock

by Big K Man April 15, 2006

Montrelle

A legendary and notorious Minecraft hacker and greifer. Montrelle is the center of many tall tales and morals alike with many stories sorrounding the player. One of Montrelle's most notable tales are that of when he fought the legendary Hypixel himself, slashing his blade at supersonic speeds. Or when Montrelle greifed The Hive server with ease. Montrelle isn't a player to be messed with, though you won't see him as his reign of terror ended and be now lurks in the shadows.

Example 1:
Brittany: Hey, do you want to play Minecraft?
Sarah: No, last time I played, Montrelle greifed my server.
Brittany: Damn Sarah...

Example 2:
Random Player: Technoblade is the most powerful PvP player!
Another player: Clearly you haven't heard of Montrelle the sinister...

by RamenThePlayerOne July 10, 2020

monsterlicious

An adjective used to describe something amazing done by a very dedicated Little Monster.

Have you heard about The GaGa Project? It's completely monsterlicious.

by freeZpop June 20, 2010

Montreal

A city that is surprisingly in Canada even though it is is French! They also use Canadian money there!

"They Don't Use Euro's In Montreal."

by Megadeth73 May 28, 2008

Montreal Death Shroud

When you purposefully defecate in your underwear and then sneak up on an unsuspecting person while they are sleeping, and wrap the underwear over their head and don't let them out....... At least for a long enough time that you think you got em back.

"Awww man i slept at Sean's house and he gave me a Montreal Death Shroud... I've got pink eye and Ecoli! I'm never sleeping there again!"

by VE3-FCK February 10, 2009