Dick-Mitzvah

1. A gay bar-mitzvah.

2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.

3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.

Ex. 1
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?

Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.

Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...

by ReptarRodney April 24, 2011

Mac Mitzvah

It is the ceremony that takes place when a person enters into "MacHood". They are no longer bound by PC, Windows, Android, etc. It is properly known as "Mac Mitzvah".

When one purchases a Mac and gets rid of any other type of computer he/she may own. They should have a party celebrating this. It would be known as a "Mac Mitzvah"

by Mac Mitzvah February 14, 2012

Urban Bar Mitzvah

The christening of a small white jewish boy by getting him mad shitty off of vodka or other alcoholic beverages

Lets give Rosenberg his urban bar mitzvah

by Doc. JR June 30, 2009

black mitzvah

a party that a black person has when they turn 13 because they are jealous of all their jewish friends.

Taylor, an African-American at my school, had a black mitzvah on her 13th birthday.

by ialwayshaveahardon June 11, 2006

Drunken Bar Mitzvah

When a woman takes a shot of liquor from an uncircumsized man's foreskin.

Bitch, have a taste of my fucking Drunken Bar Mitzvah

by Jake Peterson July 2, 2006

bat mitzvah hangover

similar to mall hangover, the headache and foot pains you get after going to a bat mitzvah or bar mitzvah from the noise, dancing, and fun.

"My feet are killing me..and my head."
"Seems like you've got yourself a bat mitzvah hangover. ;)"

by maeve h May 3, 2008

Mitzu

Literally an angel. So kind and comforting. I cant imagine anyone hating this angel. A goddess/

"Make sure to worship mitzu!"

by sammy is not homo July 11, 2021