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Toist the Moist

When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.
by Phillip Fox November 10, 2021
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moisty

'Babe, I'm really horny'
'Oh yeah?'
'Yes, feel my moisty'
by hootiegirl February 1, 2007
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moistmaker

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007
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Moish

This term is primarily considered a filler word which compliments the flexible interjection, shoish. One cannot say Moish in a logical manner without having said shoish earlier in the same sentence.
1. Shoish moish, sorry I took so long.
2. "I just deranked.." Shoish to the mfn moish
3. Damn we just won that round!? Shoish Moish!
by brownboymuaaz May 23, 2019
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Moistalicious

The state of being moist in the most delicious sort of way. Can be used to describe anything that is moist including cakes, confections and co-workers.
John enjoyed a slice of home made cake provided to him by his his co-worker, Cindy. While dining on the moist and delicious confection, John asked Cindy, if her cake as moistalicious as she is? Cindy replied, why yes it is. I am very moistalicious just like my cake.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
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moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.
Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.
by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017
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Speaking Moistly

To spit on others when not wearing a mask.
Wearing a mask prevents you from speaking moistly.
by CaFrapMo April 18, 2020
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