Moises

Rude,disrespectful,annoying and mean he will say whatever gets you mad he will be extra if you ever meet one beat him uppp he will ruin your friendships and relationships.

Moises is annoying

by Luciana.Spence November 07, 2019

Moises

He is baby jesus he can split you in half . He has a microscopic pp. HE is trash on fortnite

Moises has a small penis

by youngdagerdict November 27, 2018

Moises Romero

This one kid from equipo academy and is rich and get girls but breaks up with them fast asf faster then the fucking flash and has Gucci

A Moises Romero can I have a dollar rich kid

by sebastianthefatfuck November 25, 2018

your such a moises

1. A woman making tortillas in the kitchen.
2. A anus (the rectal opening)
3. A epic fail

"Hey, dude your such a moises"

by smdwiftag ppl August 30, 2011

moises rosales

cunt ass mormon who thinks he's the shit. Also lame ass football player who fumbles, referred to as "butterfingers"

That cunt is such a moises rosales

by turtle man October 01, 2004

Moises Moment

A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.

"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"

by MoisesHtr2005 May 19, 2021

Dirty Moises

Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra

patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises

by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020