Mechanical bull

You are riding a chick. Tell her you have AIDS. Hold on for dear life.

"I was doing the mechanical bull, so that explains the bruises."

by Hot Car1 September 27, 2005

Mohanad

THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF ALL TIME HE WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM AND CONVINCE YOU THAT HE LOVES YOU BACK BUT THEN HE STARTS IGNORING YOU AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT HE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOU BUT YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH HIM BECAUSE YOURE SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM AND BECAUSE DEEP DEEP DOWN YOU STILL HAVE HOPE THAT HE WILL CHANGE AND BECOME A NORMAL HUMAN BEING BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOURE SO FUCKING TIRED OF HIS BULLSHIT BUT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST THINK OF COMMITTING SUICIDE BECAUSE ITS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH

- Omg waleed is such an asshole i texted him five minutes ago and he still hasn't replied

-you ungrateful bitch last time mohanad replied to me was last month.

by Spoiledbrat November 22, 2014

mechanicville

The shittiest place you could ever live, typically inhabited by gross rednecks and potheads; many that will never leave and will spend there lives at the american legion and look forward to family day , the most important day of the year there.

Man in bar: where do you live?
Drunk lady: The Shittiest place in the world..
Man: Oh here in mechanicville!!!?

---true story

by btih July 10, 2007

mechanics grip

Holding a deck of cards in the palm of your hand with your thumb resting along one side of the deck, your forefinger on the top edge of the deck, and the rest of your fingers along the other side of the deck from your thumb. Often used to describe an aggressive or suspicious handle on an object.

I was suspicious of Nigel as with his experience, he's probably trying something with his mechanics grip.

by Erik Pederson July 6, 2006

Mocha Joe Jackson

1. {adjective} - Reffering to being a bad ass mother fucker.
2. {proper noun} - Only the craziest UFC Fighter/savage monster on earth.
syn. savage, robot, crazy, beast

Yo dude, you went Mocha Joe Jackson on his ass.

by brown snoopy April 27, 2008

mechanical energy

The energy associated with the motion and position of everyday objects

There are six main types of energy. They are mechanical energy, thermal energy, chemical energy, electrical energy, electromagnetic energy, and nuclear energy.

by kittykittymeowmeow November 1, 2013

McHandy

A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.

She gave me a drunken McHandy while we were ordering fries

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017