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arse mince

arse mince is another term for "jobbies" or "Shit" with a very distinctive smell.
"after sticking my cock in emily's bum i noticed small fragments of arse mince it stunk".
by lee and les November 15, 2007
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mincers

Use yer mincers.
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Mindless Contradictions

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by Dead Phanthom November 7, 2004
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minglepouf

When you feel so happy that you ejaculate without touching you penis.
When Thomas first laid eyes on George he Minglepoufed
by sgt moose44 December 14, 2010
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Mince-nipper

An uninformed usually young person or 'nipper' engaging in generally unfavourable 'mince-like' activities typical of his/her age, a little mince nipper.
Steady on, I don't want that bloody Mince-nipper involved in this game of hungry hippos; you know what he's like.
by Jones Realname June 23, 2012
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Minkley

1. Similar to Ass-Pirate in that it refers to general prodding of your dick in a small/confined space.

2. An average basketball player who played Colligate basketball for a pussy ass team like Leeds.
3. When you push your penis between your legs and try to insert it into your rectum in an attempt to elicit a prolapsed rectum and in a dire attempt to feel alive.
4. Smoking heaters.
- "God, bad asked me to Minkley last night and now I can't sit in a chair."
- " I could have gone pro, but I Minklied around in Leeds and now I suck at sports."
- "I got esophageal cancer from smoking Minkley's for years.
-"My dick got stuck in the pencil sharpener when I tried to Minkley it"
by ScienceGuy262 January 31, 2015
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