Maximum Assclappage

I finally went to her house & we got into some Maximum Assclappage

I made her cum several times & told her that's what you call "Maximum Assclappage"

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 2, 2025

Maximum Highosity

The peak of being high.

The point at which one has become so high, they cannot get any higher.

At about 200mg, you'll reach maximum highosity.

I think I've reached maximum highosity.

by Kayla Wattsername December 23, 2023

maximum Paris

A threesome with two women and a man where the two women peg the man anally and orally simultaneously. This is essentially a reverse Eiffel Tower.

We met this guy Jimmy who was really open minded so Amy and I gave him some Maximum Paris

by TheDollop January 17, 2024

maximum shit

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.

“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”

by Msafar July 29, 2022

maximum buckets

When you make a bunch of shots like when you iz on fire

yo iz you gona get dem maximum buckets

by airmax93 October 9, 2006

Maximum Sim Dongle

To be extraordinarily large in size, like you have pushed the scale of a CAS weight past its height

Leshauna; Look at that Max Sim Dongle!
Brakeycakes; You mean Louiso?
Leshauna; No, That Is A Fat Cow! I Mean Erwin, The Maximum Sim Dongle!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

bare maximum

when someone is being over the top and it's not their place or obligation

Why are you doing the bare maximum? You don't need to ask me how my day was

by Ashlee Dawson February 5, 2024