Marium

Pretty caring lezbian muslim

Omg shes such a Marium

by Imhotbabyandsinglemaybe April 19, 2017

Markus Ruud

Dick Head

Oh, what a markus ruud
Meaning: oh what a dick head

by Markus Ruud May 21, 2015

Marksman

the act of creating a killzone of jizz, with one shot above the left eye, one between the eyes, and one directly into the right eye all in one orgasm

Dude, your sister came over and when I jizzed, i completed a perfect marksman shot.

by mattdamon2334 March 25, 2009

Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

Markus

The Ugliest man alive!

You look like Markus

by JayNiko October 23, 2020

MARKUS

THE DUMBEST LIVING RANGA

MARKUS HAS A SMALL RANGA DICK

by SBGSJdjszxbhaslfjbfhdjawkmlfjh March 4, 2019

Markus Hårstad

The man with the biggest recorded penis in history of all mankind. His penis is said to resemble a horse penis, but actually towers over the average horse penis, even when flaccid.

Have you seen Markus Hårstad's cock? That shit could wrap around my neck like 4 times.

by Penis_Expert June 23, 2020