Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011

Peyton Manning-ed

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris

Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."

by BFTQID October 16, 2012

pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016

Mating Squeak

A noise a human sometimes makes when being or seeing someone that sexualy arouses them.

The girl sent out a mating squeak as the boy walked by.

by JEssii November 2, 2007

kc munting

alabama sunrise mixed with a clevland steemer

i gave that woman over there a good old kc munting.

by Caption Cannabis January 24, 2008

Key West Mating Call

The sound associated with a razor blade or credit card chopping up and scraping cocaine into lines.

"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"

by TheGoon September 18, 2012

mandinga

Mandinga is the devil in Venezuela.

He is Mandinga himself!!!

by helloworld May 10, 2004