Manglecocking

(Verb) ; To engage in sexual intercourse with such zeal and fervor that one's genitalia is horrifically and irrecoverably damaged, or otherwise mangled.

Fuckboy Uno: "I was manglecocking last night, and this morning I realized I utterly obliterated my dick."
Fuckboy Dos: "That's tragic. How was the sex though?"
Fuckboy Uno: "You have been a shitty friend since grade school."

by KyloRenFanFic July 9, 2016

Mangled mess

When two people have sex for hours and particularly the women. will be left in a state afterwards in which the women cannot walk, move or communicate with others because of her "rough night" the night before .

"guy left wooka in a mangled mess on the floor"

by strange fruitty June 13, 2019

Skank Mangler

Someone who got lucky with the town whore, bragged about it and was then burned for it.
Or,

Someone who beat the shit out of the town whore and was praised for it.

"There goes Bob! Poor sap boned Jane, he'll be itching for a while. Guess he's a Skank Mangler now."

"All hail Bill! The guy who got rid of Jane! Bill the Skank Mangler!"

by Bingo the Dingo August 21, 2009

Bro-mangle

The act of three male buddies doing something fun together that excludes their significant others.

1. Two guys is a bro-mance, three makes a bro-mangle.

2. Hunny, I'm going to have a bro-mangle tonight with Jim and Bob. We're going camping in the woods.

by jeffrey5fingerz July 31, 2013

mangle

1. A Victorian device used for drying clothes.

2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.

1. "I say, Edward! Have you ran my bloomers through the mangle yet, what?"

2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

Manges

Somebody who has a odour of horlicks, oveltine, or another light malt refreshment

he smells like a manges

by CJ Paddy Davies November 15, 2007

manglish

A combination of mangled and english. used to describe someone on the internet who constantly misspells words, typos and has horrible grammar so bad you cant ignore it.

"Can you even read what he said?"

"Nope, that's some serious manglish right there."

by popmannn December 31, 2011