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limp bizkit

A rap metal band, characterized by the fact that they named themselves after a male masturbation game.
Fred Durst: hey, lets wank over a biscuit!
Rest of band: sounds fun!
Fred Durst: yay, i get to eat it. from this day onwards we will be known as limp biscuit!
Rest of band: Limp Bizkit!
by adadadadadadhim January 31, 2007
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limp dick

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man
Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.
by Light Joker May 25, 2006
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limey

Originally a nickname given to British sailors who sailed across the Atlantic and sucked on limes to keep scurvy away.
It is now often used by Americans in two scenarios
1.) When referring to a British person, possibly in a form of endearment.
2.) Referring to 'British stereotype' (usually in an insulting way) but the insult is not specifically reserved for the British.
Ex:
"Met a limey at the airport today."

Person 1: The people down south are so uneducated.
Person 2: Oh shut it, you're starting to sound like a limey.

"Met a British person today who was acting like a real limey."

Person 1: Here's a picture of me before I got braces.
Person 2: Oh wow, you look just like a limey!

Person 1: I prefer tea over coffee.
Person 2: Oh no, you're turning into a limey.

"You limeys are too polite!"
by SatansCute April 23, 2020
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lippy

A person who backtalks or has sass.
That Sally told me to shove a melon up my ass. What a lippy girl.
by Jimmy Pop October 19, 2003
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Limpfant

When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.
I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke February 16, 2003
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Fuck-limp

(a) An uneven walk following a night of vigorous sexual activity. Usually pertains to straight females, but use varies. Associated with Isaac Hayes music, urinary tract infections, and the heavy use of lube.
(b) An excellent name for a post-metal band.
Walking home, Sunday morning, Sandra's crotch hurt like hell, and she stumbled with a distinct fuck-limp.
by Persicquod December 24, 2005
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Lumpy O'Reilly

Hottest Camel ever to grace Internet Fora, When Lumpy comes to your site you're in for a fun ride.

Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.
Man, I wish we had a Lumpy O'Reilly on our site, I'd totally dig that camel toe.
by Lumpy O'Reilly July 16, 2009
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