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The Great Leap Forward

The above title is one of the Mao Zedong's chronic brain farts.
No government has killed more people through incompetence and stupitidy than the People's Republic of China, chink commies are in a class of their own. This utopian leap took place from 1958 to 1962 where the intension was rapidly industrialize the country by producing steel with primitive backyard furnaces caused one of the largest famine in human history – no one knows the exact death toll but estimates range from 15 to 55 million who starved to death during its worst years 59 - 61. And of course, according to the official truth the scapegoats were like always "hostile western forces."

Deng Xiaoping combined Mao's ruthlessness without his incompetence, Xi Jinping, a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh kills too, he has focused on the Uyghur minority and of course other regular stuff like the genocide in Tibet.
by O. W. Tongueincheek July 6, 2024
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Brain Leap

" When you thought ahead too fast and moved back in spot."
I was speaking too fast sorry, I brain Leaped, No not a excuse Really a Brain Leap~!
by Settling April 24, 2021
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Happy Leap Day!

Today is Thursday 29th February 2024 a leap day! It is also the proper birthday of many people born on this day so you can finally wish them a happy birthday or a Happy Leap Day instead!
Bob: It's my birthday today!
Me: Happy Leap Day!
Bob: Thank you so much!
by Mahrufur February 28, 2024
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TALKING VOUCH LEAP

When you take a VOUCH FOR IT a CSSH OUT voucher that is a TALKING VOUCH and go to another machine right away or in VOUCHER SPACE.
Well if you look at this last TALKING VOUCH which reads FREE BIRD it will be in VOUCHER SPACE till a TALKING VOUCH LEAP is performed.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 23, 2021
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Leap year pranking

Every four years is a leap year. on this day (february 29th) you must find the one named fimn and prank him as many times as you can.
Oh you know, Me and Zap were just doing some leap year pranking...
by Uni_uni February 29, 2024
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I’m higher than a leap jeep

Used as a saying that people use to refer to them as being high or positioned at a high altitude . Or feeling a rush.
Person 1: I’m done hitting this I’m higher than a leap jeep

Person 2: I can see ova you I’m higher than a leap jeep
by Caramel Deluxe18 May 19, 2023
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Car leap boyfriend

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying
friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend
by amy montgomery April 6, 2024
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