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Laptop Lancelot

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.
"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
by The Barse October 3, 2007
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Vaughn Lincetti

The Greatest Athlete that has ever walked the planet. His presence alone makes people shiver.
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 24, 2021
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Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.
Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!
by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016
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Lainee

Bad ass bitch. She will rock your world and then clean your room. No really...she has OCD. But she is the hottest girl and the best friend you will ever have in the world! Just don't follow her diet of the week.

Aka. Pulling a Lainee
Pulling a Lainee
by Big nasty blue balls July 4, 2014
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Lance Kool-Aid

A drink conceived by an ambitous group of drunken CNATT Marines. Consists of 2 parts:Vodka, 1 part:Tampico (must be Tampico), 1 part:7-Up. A drink for the descriminating individual who is "Semper Fidelis", or "Always Faithful"...to drinking. We salute you, Mr. Pointless Field Day Formation Guy!!! Oorah!
We gonna get them hoes fucked up on some Lance Kool-Aid
by LCPL Black, D June 27, 2008
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Lance

Has a good taste in clothes and can attract girls easily.
Lances can get very angry easily and might seem like they are naughty but they are not that's just their personality.
If a Lance torments you it's usually as a joke and if he doesn't and you are his friend you need to earn his trust because he may feel like you might go and snitch even your his "fight".
Lances are fantastic at sports especially Basketball,Tennis and Boxing.
Lances have a strong punch and if they look young and weak, you don't want to test them as they might have a strong hook to your face.
John found a Lance.
Hey Lance
by Ty.Smith April 1, 2017
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Lancer

A weapon in Gears of War that shoots up to 60 bullets in one magazine and when you melee with it, a chainsaw is activated. However, to get the chainsaw to work, you must have the B button down for longer than 1 second. The lancer is a strategic weapon and sometimes counters a shotgun. If you camp with the lancer and use chainsaw when people come by, i'm sure you'd get a decent ammount of kills with it.
Mike: Yo, I'm gonna camp with the lancer.
Scott: No dude, we need you at Boomshot!
Mike: Screw you
*Mike kills all 4 COGs with the chainsaw
Scott: Whatever
by Adam Grieshober January 2, 2007
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