Black Woman's Kryptonite

Water

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.

by JT3JC May 5, 2012

krypted

lazy ass model fucker

brad pitt

by PharmEcis July 23, 2003

KRYPTONITE

1. (adj) Used by AMD to identify the types of processors
2. (noun) a harmful substance that can defeat Superman

K-6 = 300 MHz-500 MHz K7=Athlon XP and Athlon Processors K8=Athlon 64/FX/Opteron

by Noone February 1, 2005

arabian kryptonite

Soap especially. Also other types of personal hygiene products.

You there, pass me the arabian kryptonite on a rope.

by kocknballs July 30, 2008

kryptonite

what one lover feels like to another if he/she has said lover over a barrel/trapped in a sexy corner. you know...

diamonds pressed against that wood, fly away from the kryptonite.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 15, 2006

Kryptnit

Kryptnit is a word meaning "fly or cool" mostly used by someone who would play a stupid game like w.o.w or something. Also, used when pissed off or angry at someone, but usually when angry at an object, if you say a person is kryptnit when angry your a douche.

"Dude, this is mad kryptnit"

or

"Kryptnit! God Dammit!"

by xMaddieeBeex March 12, 2009

Krypto slip

When a person makes a fool of themselves and it treatens their reputation.

A huge epic fail while intoxicated.
blacked out drunk.
Being told the next day stupid things you did.
When being the life of the party ends badly.
waking up with bruses due to drunk injury.

Last night I was drunk and krypto slipped so hard core! I can never show my face again!!

Dude last night you krypto slipped in front of EVERYONE!
Did I krypto slip last night? Because I have strange bruses and cuts.

by Birrd November 14, 2011