3 definitions by Golem was a greedy stripper

jasper

1) A lesbian (of any race...) 2) A common name for pet pigs.

"Get over here, Jasper", said Farmer John.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 21, 2006

kryptonite

what one lover feels like to another if he/she has said lover over a barrel/trapped in a sexy corner. you know...

diamonds pressed against that wood, fly away from the kryptonite.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 15, 2006

racist porn star

1)A double negative. 2) Any illogical argument.

Asia Carerra is an asian racist porn star. She refuses to "work" with black or asian men.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 10, 2006