by thebestguyonearth November 19, 2003
a teacher
He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.
by Emu Lgator February 05, 2004
The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!
by two blonds May 15, 2017
the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.
weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?
i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.
i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.
by rubbahbandman February 06, 2010
by Mohnathan August 22, 2018
John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.
Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.
Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.
by Suedunym February 23, 2023
Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.
by McCrizzle_ October 15, 2018