rubbahbandman's definitions

kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.

weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.

by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010

Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob

I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower

by rubbahbandman October 11, 2017

emo gangster

a person who dresses emo, but acts like a tough guy gang member. can also describe someone dressed halfway emo and halfway gangster.

be careful with that guy over there, he looks harmless but hes a certified emo gangster.

by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010