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The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!
"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!
by two blonds May 14, 2017
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