"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...

what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"

by vouguey February 25, 2008

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Kettlehead

Some one who has no idea ie empty as a empty kettle.

Mate,your a kettlehead

by Rmt147 February 23, 2018

Kettle

When one has too much tea to share.

“Stacy, i got a full on kettle to share with you right now”

by urbaaaannnnnn June 26, 2019

kettle

Someone that can sing un-naturally high notes.

Jon: Hey did you here MIKA's new song?
Smith: Yeh, he's such a kettle.

by sopifhboirbj January 3, 2008

Kettle

Derived from the (Y) sign used on instant messaging, as this looks slightly like a vagina. So, when you thumbs up someone, you're calling them a cunt. Taking this further, when a fireman thumbs up you, he's calling you a cunt. Kettles were originally heated by fire, which is put out by firemen, so Kettle became slang for cunt.

she had a right bucket of a kettle!

by thekettle June 29, 2011

Kettle Moraine High School

A "Blue Ribbion School District" located in Wisconsin. They have a huge drug problem in their school, every year they have 3 or more students who are or will-be mothers, and have teachers who are there just for the money. They have crappy school lunch (except the sub line) and have the dumbest pass rules ever. ALAC is such a dumb idea, kids never go anyways. Teachers such as Mrs. Weiss, Mr. Daniels and Mr. Weiss-John make going to school a nightmare. THere are some nice teachers, such as Ms. Kean, Mr. and Mrs. Weber, Ms. Kind, Mrs. Race and of course, Farina! But, overall, KM should look at their school and see an EPIC FAIL.

I go to Kettle Moraine High School. I cant wait to transfer out!

by xxCUTxMExx April 22, 2009