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Junkity Junk

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.
"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."
by Ms. Jenkins March 7, 2012
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Single Step Jenks

Another phrase for diarrhea. Basically when you shit and piss out your ass at the same time. A derivative of jenkem
I had too much five star Thai last night and now this morning I am producing Single Step Jenks
by joestealthmode October 5, 2016
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Damn shit junk

by Jayyyyythugz December 11, 2019
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Funk my junk

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.
That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!
by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020
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Brr, crummy junk

An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"

Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
by k_bro2000 December 25, 2018
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junk mail

Dude, I totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!
by Beiruts Finest April 20, 2011
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Junker

A person who is gathers a bunch of trash and attempts to make use of it if not convert its original purpose to serve as something else.
Person A: So I just finish building my new home. But I decided to build it out of the things from a junkyard.
Person B: Well hopefully it doesn't fall on you while you are sleep.
Person A: Welll im more confident that it won't because I built it.
Person B: *Sigh* Sometimes being a junker isn't a good thing in this case.
Person A: Now I need to fix my car.
by Syrikzero August 28, 2013
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