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Jonah

Jonah is a total nerd, he can rant about his hobbies hours on end. He spends all his money on things he doesn't need, and boasts about how rare something is. Jonah listens to and watches things from the 80's, like Star Wars or Men Without Hats. Don't say something wrong about his fandoms, or he will give you a 20-minute lecture about how wrong you are. He doesn't show his emotions much and he acts like a robot, but when he does show his emotions, it's usually about something he is very passionate about.
P1: I just saw Jonah.

P2: What was ha talking about this time?
by why are there so many 'bean' u December 9, 2019
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jonah

he is the sweetest and cutest boy you will ever meet! he always picks you up when your down! he says a lot of bad things about himself but none of them are true! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet and you’ll never wanna lose him ever! he is destined to be with an alayna!
person 1: aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right
by mehoe November 4, 2019
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D'Jonae

The sweetest, most generous person you'll ever meet in your life. She lightens your day with her weirdness and makes you feel special everyday. She will randomly disrespect you without you knowing and randomly start talking about the weird things. If you find D'Jonae...Keep Her. And that's on GOD!!
Pronunciation: D'Jonae (deej-o-nay)
D'Jonae will forever be my friend because she loves me for me.
by GazaDon1 February 1, 2020
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Jonah

a sexy guy who loves to have sex and has a giant penis and is amazing having sex all the girls want to fuck his brains out and he loves it
Yo man I fuck 5 girls last night I'm such a Jonah
by robber1q2 January 15, 2010
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Jonafied

Youve been pimped Jonas style
Amanda and Paige have been jonafied
by amanda and paige June 20, 2008
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Jockass

A jock that misleads one of his fans that he is an open-minded athlete, then turns on his fan in a very ugly fashion, dropping the facade at the worst possible time to prove he stayed true to being a typical meatheaded jock, thus tarnishing the fan's impression of the athlete, causing damage to self-esteem.
The fan thought he was diverse and open-minded athlete that was mature beyond his years Then the truth reared its ugly head; the big guy the fan considered a caring brother figure turned out to be the most shallow jockass known to man, and crushed the fan's spirit once he heard the rumors spread by the douchebag.
by SpurnedShark January 2, 2010
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jenkam

An inhaled intoxicant made from fermented piss and shit.
After inhaling jenkam, Shequan had the taste of shit in his mouth for a week.
by Bill from Nola December 11, 2007
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