Jail Joint

Joints which are commonly smoked in jail. These joints consist of ussaly .1gs of marajuana.

John: I'm so good at rolling
Paul: Can you roll jail joints?
John: Ya even those small suckers

by jailjoint June 29, 2009

Spliff-Joint

A half-spliff, half joint. Typically rolled in a large paper, to allow for each half to be savored as a unique experience.

Does this have tobacco in it?

Nah, the first half is just weed. It's a spliff-joint.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

Beef joint

1) A cut of beef that one may choose to eat with Sunday lunch.

2) The little hot bit towards the end, when smoking marijuana, that sometimes burns your lips.

3) A chubby elbow or knee (etc).

"Be a babe, and nip up to LidL to fetch us a beef joint for dinner"

"That beef just burned my fucking lips"

"Rosie, you seriously need to hit the gym and work off those beef joints".

by hoodwinkhenpeck March 4, 2013

Jelli Joint

Jelli Joint- A red vine packed with marijuana then smoked for pleasure.

Robbie- Hey Robbie let's go smoke a Jelli joint

Nate- Alright. I'll get the red vines.

by Jelly the inventor September 21, 2013

wolverine joint

The wolverine joint is a cunning invention of the 21st century. It is made by rolling 3 joints, and making a sub/roachinator. Instead of making a hole for one joint, you make a hole for all 3. If made correctly, it should look exactly like the wolverine claws from the movie.

Jake: How about you put all 3 joints in that bottle
Spencer: Sure thing, I'll make us a wolverine joint
Mat: This is straight whole milk
Ryan: "Cough" "cough" "cough"

by Spencer the human April 25, 2014

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

Scuzz Joint

A {spliff} which is rolled from scraping out everything you can from a grinder, often done when {skint} or out of weed.

I'm skint mate, had to roll a Scuzz Joint.

by Welbelovin April 9, 2019