Johnenes are usually beautiful on the inside and out. They will make you laugh uncontrollably and smile so much it hurts. They are kind and supper loyal. Johnenes would do anything for their friends. If you have the chance to be friends or more with a johnene never let her go.
by Sweetie kitty May 17, 2018
Get the johnene mug.A once mediocre economy car that has lost 80% of its value over the course of 4 years after being abused in the hands of its mentally challenged owner. Usually owned by either inbreds, crackheads, autist, Walmart DC workers, or ratchet side hoes. Usually has signs of damage all around the vehicle, and occasionally visual modifications applied in poor taste. Drivers hobbies include texting while driving on their iPhone that's at least 3 generations old, spilling Dunkin iced coffees on their stained seats, and blasting garbage music from their blown speakers.
Jenny: Hey Becky, did you ever get with that guy you met on tinder last night?
Becky: No, he came to pick me up to bring me back to his studio apt. so we could watch his free-trial of Netflix, but the passenger door handle of his Johnstown jalopy fell off so I couldn't go
Becky: No, he came to pick me up to bring me back to his studio apt. so we could watch his free-trial of Netflix, but the passenger door handle of his Johnstown jalopy fell off so I couldn't go
by mac daddy cjizzle September 27, 2018
Get the Johnstown jalopy mug.a girl who is in it for the long run, will stay with you and has your back no matter. Can get anything or any one she wants. She's the baddest thing walking , sexy and down to earth. Crazy at times but she's a girl who can hold her own! Has a mentality like no other. Awesome personality and only the real like being around her! If your looking for a real chick down to ride, you found her!
by Jahnet October 2, 2018
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by Pokur Mom October 10, 2018
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Sam “ do you know how wide the largest megaladons jaw was?”
Charlie “ Oh just ask Johnathon, he should know.”
Charlie “ Oh just ask Johnathon, he should know.”
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