by Toby Smalls, Jr. November 13, 2007
Get the Jackhole mug.When someone does something mean and stupid at the same time. For example, hitting someone who is already angry with you. That would make you a jackhole.
by sunkistlover July 24, 2009
Get the Jackhole mug.by Adolfalus-Huxley June 25, 2010
Get the Jackonomous Linkasaurus mug.A impoverished creature of black skinned appearance residing in and around the 10030 zip code of New York, which serves no productivity to any community bar the drugs community.
They're characterized by they're abysmal dental hygiene, they're obsession of the song "Young Forever", they're constant hunt for small change and they're love of Four Loko.
They're characterized by they're abysmal dental hygiene, they're obsession of the song "Young Forever", they're constant hunt for small change and they're love of Four Loko.
"The world should be cleansed of them Jackorony's." Adolf H
Son: Dad... Who goes to prison?
Dad: Jackorony's
Black person: I swear i'm innocent.
Judge: No you're not you Jackorony.
Son: Dad... Who goes to prison?
Dad: Jackorony's
Black person: I swear i'm innocent.
Judge: No you're not you Jackorony.
by Nigel_Cramer October 27, 2010
Get the Jackorony mug.A simple minded person that can not handle a stressful situation with any sort of diligence or composure.
by mickey fingers January 31, 2012
Get the Jackhorn mug.Fear of people who masturbate privately or publicly with their hands or any other tool.
(beating their meat, waddling their widdle, scuffing their meatballs, rubbing the mouse hole)
(beating their meat, waddling their widdle, scuffing their meatballs, rubbing the mouse hole)
1. "Emily stop being Jackoffphoic! We all know you used to do it!" - Emily's friend
2. The man walked into an Italian deli, he saw that a black man was wanking his spaghetti and he ran away, the man thought he was racist, when he was jackoffphobic, sorry tyrone.
3. A man watched Tom And Jerry and saw that Tom was sticking his fist into the Jerry's mouse hole (in the wall) and switched the TV off running away from the house, this man is experiencing jackoffphobia.
2. The man walked into an Italian deli, he saw that a black man was wanking his spaghetti and he ran away, the man thought he was racist, when he was jackoffphobic, sorry tyrone.
3. A man watched Tom And Jerry and saw that Tom was sticking his fist into the Jerry's mouse hole (in the wall) and switched the TV off running away from the house, this man is experiencing jackoffphobia.
by Masturphile July 9, 2016
Get the Jackoffphobia mug.1. The continuing habit of jerking/jacking off until you have 1 sperm left that you will save for when you are stranded in the middle of the ocean (for protein).
2. Professionalism in masturbating, using professional tools or just a karate technique.
2. Professionalism in masturbating, using professional tools or just a karate technique.
- "Jack is such a Jackoffphile, My uncle works in facebook and he says Jack has my timeline as his homepage" - Emily
- A man entered an Italian deli and ordered spaghetti and meatballs, as the waiter left, he began to scuff the meatballs and widdle the spaghetti, He is later diagnosed with level 5 Jackoffphilia and had to seek medication.
- "You should try to surprise yourself every now and then, try taking classes, I know some good Jackoffphilics that would love to help!"
- A man entered an Italian deli and ordered spaghetti and meatballs, as the waiter left, he began to scuff the meatballs and widdle the spaghetti, He is later diagnosed with level 5 Jackoffphilia and had to seek medication.
- "You should try to surprise yourself every now and then, try taking classes, I know some good Jackoffphilics that would love to help!"
by Masturphile July 9, 2016
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