An invitation

He should have to do what I say! He should have to be anointed by the priestess! He should have to live in servitude to piece of shit parents who think they are better than him! How should have to care about our fuck trophies regardless of the effect we have on his life!

Hym "An invitation? They SHOULD have told me they were bringing women to fucking that MENTALLY RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. THAT is what SHOULD have happened! You SHOULD have done what I told you. You SHOULD do what I'm telling you to do now. You SHOULD care that this is happening to people. She SHOULD have to say no to the retard. I SHOULD have done WORSE to that retard and the whore than I did. But what you SHOULDN'T be doing is trying to leverage my situation to get me to do you bullshit self help. A lot of things should be."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

invited her to Boston

When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.

Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup

by TDDUP November 18, 2010

Co Co Invite

When your buddy needs his own personal invitation. Even tho the event, party or raid team is an open invitation.

Are u gonna join or do u need that co co invite?

by Mybigavocado January 24, 2021

Woody Invite

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie

Were you invited? No I got a woody invite

by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022

Trashcan Invite

Last minute invitation to a dinner, event or meeting. As in the same day, 30 minutes Or less prior to start time or as the person is walking into said event. As I was dropping my tickets into the trash can, I thought of you.

Hey, sorry for the trashcan invite, I have 2 seats to the Yankees/Red Sox game. It is today and starts in 30 minutes... Can you make it?

by guitartechnician June 10, 2020

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.

Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024