invitre 

a popular alternative to the boring "invite", this is often used to lure someone into a game of checkers as they are powerless to resist its Pied Piper-like effect. created by Rob McLean on a rainy day.

"if there is a better alternative to invite, i'd like to see it!" - Rob McLean

invitre by failure33object April 26, 2005

self invite 

A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.

An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".

Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.

Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!

self invite by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013

mad invite 

A phrase used when you weren't invited to a particular event.

Friend uploads group photo of their birthday party onto Facebook.
You comment: MAD INVITE

mad invite by lonely anon2 May 25, 2014

cummings invite 

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.

Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?

cummings invite by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

Hippie Invite 

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.

"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

Hippie Invite by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Fresh Invite 

Not being thought of when your friends plan on doing something fun. Being excluded from something when you had free time. NOT GETTING THE INVITE

Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!

Fresh Invite by SexyBoy1994 September 20, 2012

conjugally invite 

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee

mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews

conjugally invite by investor February 17, 2009