Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

Meta Moment

When an adult females stops you randomly and asks you "What the hell's wrong with you?"

Student cutting class... Teacher stops him questions him. Wow...I just had a Meta Moment.

by Daedalus22 March 23, 2022

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022