2nd Intelligence Battalion 

Referring to a military battalion from Jacksonville North Carolina known for it's faggotry and idiots. Can be recognized by the Marines of this group which combined act like total a total sweenie, and those which frequent the B K Lounge. This group is known to make frequent trips to Iraq in which it continues the gay, not to be confused with the use of the Dirty Sanchez, but the sudden downfall of a constant shit storm because of their frequent anal activities. The leaders of this group usually engage in a daily routine known as a Lazy Laflamme.

Sure, his battalion was corrupt and full of faggotry, but it was no ----
I was sent to 2nd Intelligence Battalion for more in depth training and all I got was a dirty sanchez and taken to the BK lounge the next morning!
Another day, another dollar, another shit storm...welcome to Intel BN.
Cold we please have just one more meeting filled with the gay?
Meet me in the office for a good ole fashioned lazy laflamme...

2nd Intelligence Battalion by Oliver North October 13, 2006

intelligence vampire 

A person who literally sucks the intelligence right out of you just by standing near you.

Paris Hilton need I say more is a intelligence vampire.

intelligence vampire by Twilight Omega June 21, 2007

untelligent 

untelligent- stupid, retarded. The opposite of intelligent.

Eric you untelligent dumbass, i said the button on the left!

untelligent by N.Tomczewski November 9, 2004

intelligrunt 

someone trained in inteligence who should be humping a typewriter, who is instead humping an m-16

If I have to explain you wouldn't understand. It's an inteligrunt thing

intelligrunt by small January 17, 2004

Incelligence 

Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.

Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).

That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.

The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.

Incelligence by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022

government intelligence 

A mysterious phrase that is frequently used but clearly doesn't exist.

Hey Mike, did you pass your test on government intelligence?
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!

government intelligence by Odd86 March 2, 2017

US intelligence 

An oxymoron (phrase that describes something that doesn't actually exist)

When was the last time you saw ANY evidence of US intelligence - George Bush, Britney Spears, Monica Lewinsky? I rest my case.

US intelligence by clairem April 21, 2007