Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022

by Epozar April 22, 2021

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 19, 2025

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023
