husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife
I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.
by bullet88 August 06, 2009
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Husband Hole

by DoodooMan September 23, 2006
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my husband

"Sam Pottorff is my husband"- @Pottorffswife on twitter
by @Pottorffswife February 22, 2014
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stepford husband

A husband who provides, protects, and caters to his wife. He allows her to be a stay at home wife and mother. He supplies her with her weekly allowance of a substantial of money.
My stepford husband is the best man on earth. He appreciates my catering to him by catering to me.
by Da truth72 December 18, 2013
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Corpse Husband

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME TOUCH ME WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND MY CHAINS ON BABY IM NOT THE RIGHT ONE YOU SHOULD WAIT ON
by ILoveMcyt December 27, 2020
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Homework husband

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.
"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"
by loftcrew April 26, 2017
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marine husband

A man with such loyalty and respect that even after his wife spends 9 months away fighting to keep this country safe, he never once approaches anothe. A man who is strong enough to work two jobs, raise his kids, and love his wife 10000 miles away.
The marine husband works at the 7 day and the mcdonalds, makes it to his kids soccer games, and never once waivered from his wives side while she was serving over seas.
by JJGYET March 15, 2015
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