Hoodie Side Selfie

n. A picture taken of one's self looking to the side with the hood of their hoodie in the upright position. Known to symbolize being awesome or amazing at what you do or generally better than everyone.

Paul: Did you see Wolfgang's new profile pic?
Clarence: Yeah, a hoodie side selfie. He must be a badass.
<Wolfgang walks by in hoodie, ignoring both of them because he's a badass>

Hoodie Side Selfie by Uurik February 13, 2015

hoodie mellow 

HOODIE MELLLOW GANG

im hoodie mellow

hoodie mellow by HOODIEMEELOW August 28, 2019

hoodie mellow 

hoodie gnag

HOODIE MELLOW

hoodie mellow by HOODIEMEELOW August 28, 2019

hoodie party 

A party consisting of college freshmen that only wear hoodies to represent thier college. These parties take place early-October. late-November

College freshman 1: Dude let's go to that hoodie party on Saturday!

College freshman 2: Oh yeah dude *BONERD*

hoodie party by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

Hoodie Gang 

A violent group of criminals that rule the streets of a small town by violence, drugs, and hoodies. There mass economy comes from cocaine moon pies, and pot cosmic brownies. The way you can identify a member of this dangerous group is by them wearing a sweater with the hoodie on and making an upside down rock sign. Not everyone can be in this group of criminals. A harsh initiation will occur. First you will have to consume a whole sweater to show your erection affection of hoodies. Then they have to murder a member of a rival gang. Then get jumped by either the leader, co-leader, or drug lord. The most powerful people in this cruel group is the leader, co-leader, or drug lord.

Hoodie Gang has been ruling the streets since 2017.

Hoodie Gang by Hoodie Mc November 30, 2017

hoodie blowin 

Blowing your killer nugget hit under your hoodie on your chest and breathing into your hoodie to get a grand killer nugget hit.

Whoa shit shit shit hurry blow your killer weed nugget hit into your hoodie and start that hoodie blowin and then huff that shit Shaniqua!!

hoodie blowin by Clive Winston August 9, 2006

hoodie wedgie

When an evil person takes the dangling string from the hood of someone else's hoodie and pulls it so that the other side of the string is lost in the abyss of the hood hole.

Steve didn't like Dave's face so he gave him a ludicrous hoodie wedgie right while he was talking to Sarah.

Dave spent the next hour working his hood to find the string that was halfway out because of the shear power of Steve's hoodie wedgie attack.

hoodie wedgie by Jim Floores May 15, 2014