hellob

A word used to make the word "hello" a bit more interesting.

Simon "Hellob Max"
Max "Hellob"

by hellob June 29, 2011

Hello Internet

A podcast hosted by CGP Grey and Brady Haran.

"Did you listen to the latest episode of Hello Internet?"
"No, that podcast is too awesome for my puny mind to comprehend."

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019

Hello Kitty

n. A Japanese psychological mass-casualty weapon, developed by scientists at the Sanrio Corporation; unleashed upon humanity in 1974 with the goal of subjugating the planet under Japanese imperial rule.

Nobody knows how Hello Kitty works, but there is no denying the tragic consequences of its use: millions of fad-crazed zombies (the "Wapanese") now trod the earth, their rational faculties obliterated by an overpowering instinct to embrace Japanese pop culture. Furthermore, they sap the economies of the Western nations by purchasing boundless amounts of worthless Japanese kitsch. With proof of the Kitty's efficacy, the Japanese have subsequently deployed even more potent mind-control weapons, including Pokemon and Dragonball Z.

Doctors warn that even low-level exposure to Hello Kitty may cause a perfectly sound mind to crack. Anyone who accidently catches sight of this Kitty (an anthropomorphic cat having a hairbow and no mouth) is advised to seek psychotherapy at once and to report the sighting to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for immediate liquidation.

"The people of the United States have already formed their opinions regarding Hello Kitty, and well understand the implication to the very life and safety of our nation."

by Carl Willis January 12, 2005

Hello Sailor!

A game in which one friend goes up to the friendly neighborhood homophobe, slaps his ass and/or gives him a stiff credit card and screams in the gayest voice possible: Hello Sailor!

Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.

I saw the football players playing a rousing game of Hello Sailor! in the parking lot.

by MassaRee August 9, 2008

Achilles Heel

A weak point or quality of a person

The kid wasn't good at jump shots.
"Jump Shot are his Achilles Heel"

by the mess May 15, 2004

heel to the steel

To press the accelerator all the way to the floorboard such that your heel if pressing vigorously against the steel on the floorboard. Often used in conjunction with "pedal to the metal".

BJ McKay said to his best friend Bear, "I put the pedal to the medal and the HEEL TO THE STEEL!"

by Dan93309 August 27, 2005

heezos

another way to say hoes

haters hate this we sip the Mo' and yank the heezos

by thad make the ladies say ooooo August 12, 2008