Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.

“Team Jasper”

“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"

by AliJazz August 3, 2012

Halayna

Halayna coming from the word beautiful Mastermind will wow your senses and make you feel like you just gone to heaven. She leaves images in the back of your mind saying you love her boys can't stop thinking about her and wish they would have ask her out then but she plays hard to get and leave them wanting more girls want to be just like her and copy all that she does people leave saying "dang I wish I was halayna".

Halayna dang hard to get love girls boys wishmastermimd

by Halie12345 May 16, 2018

Half Star

Performing oral sex on a man's dirty unit after receiving anal sex from him. Usually done as a sign of appreciation and approval for a job well done.

She was so grateful for the way he hit her ass like a speedbump that when he finished she gave him a half star.

by April's Raven August 26, 2021

Hallowed Be Thy Name

By far my favourite song ever. The 9th and final song on Iron Maiden's hugely successful 3rd album "The Number of the Beast" (1982) At 7:12 it is the longest song on the album, as there are 2 long periods of instrumentals. The song starts off quite slowly, and increases the tempo as the story it tells progresses. It describes a man's thoughts as he is sent to the gallows, the feelings of terror, confusion and realization to the fact that he really is afraid of death, contrary to his belief. The vocals end as the man is executed, followed by a long instrumental section, at the end of which are the man's last words "Hallowed be thy name" Truly an all time classic heavy metal song, from an all time classic heavy metal album, by an all time classic heavy metal band.

Im waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime,
Reflecting on my past life and it doesnt have much time,
Cos at 5 oclock they take me to the gallows pole,
The sands of time for me are running low,
Running low, ooooh
Yeaaaaaaahh!!!

When the priest comes to read me the last rites,
I take a look through the bars at the last sights,
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me.

Can it be theres some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror,
Is it really the end not some crazy dream.

Somebody please tell me that Im dreaming,
Its not so easy to stop from screaming,
But words escape me when I try to speak.

Tears they flow but why am I crying?
After all I am not afraid of dying,
Don't I believe that there never is an end?

As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Someone cries from a cell "God be with you"
If there's a God then why has he let me die?

As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near I'm not sorry
Catch my soul cos its willing to fly away

Mark my words please believe my soul lives on
Don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to see the truth

When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion.

Yeaaaah yeaaah yeah
Hallowed by thy name
Yeaaaah yeaaah yeah
Hallowed be thy name
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah oooooh

by CandleJack1104 June 28, 2009

Heron hall

Heron hall is a shit school with a head teacher called mr barzey with fat sausage lips and his pet molerat mr suanders who is obsessed with littler(what a tramp). Year 7s are wet and stuck in year 4 . Year 8s think they're so bad. Year 9s try to hard. Year 10 (boys) think they're gangsta and the girls think they're prestige. There is also a dog in year 9 that always shits on the toilet floor (no home training)

Aunt: im sending my child to Heron hall
Me: No Heron hall is shit

by Suckyour mom,dad,uncle,brother January 23, 2020

Half Send

When you are only 50% committed to the stupid shit you are gonna do. Quarter send is only for pussies.
NELK 4 LIFE, SATURDAY IS FERDA BOYZ

Too many half senders reppin the full send.

by TheLegendOne01 November 3, 2017

Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."

Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020