Guiff

The phobia of loud noises, banging pans, and doing work.

Boy 1: Hey guess what?
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: I am a guiff!
Boy 2: You suck! *Bangs pan on ground*
Boy 1: *Craps his pants*

Playing computer games when you should be doing your work, easily having the crap scared out of you by a ginger.

by jackslapper April 5, 2012

billy goat gruff

type of goat you see in child story tales. kind of mystical, like you would see a Borak Warrior riding one, but they always roam the mountain tops in search to fight a cougar or somthing like that. so all in all just a kinda goat... Whats a frink?

man i was climbing that sweet mountain and i got attacked by a billy goat gruff

by CODY WHYTE August 4, 2006

The Gruffle

An evil red fire breathing monster from the books and television programme Puddle Lane.

Oh no! The Gruffle! Please Don't hurt us. Etc

by Doggysoft September 11, 2005

Gruffnut

the pooey mess left behind in the anal hair if an anus is not wiped with enough care is called gruffnut.

Glen recieved lots of gruffnut when he went for a poo and didnt wipe afterwards. This caused a discusting mess to be left in his anal hair over the anal region and his undergarments.

by Chris the gr8 666 January 19, 2006

gruffles

The sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both

their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night

by Mick September 8, 2003

guffa

Someone who stinks like soiled piss

man that guys a guffa!

by Tryan69 August 10, 2007

guff

A North-Eastern Scottish term for English.

Did you hear the Guffs lost to Portugal again?

John? Nah, he's just a big guff.

by Ross McPhyee August 13, 2006