Grissues

Grissues : 'girl issues'.

Any female problem/s usually arising as a result of PMS, sickness, bitchiness or drunkeness.

It should be noted that grissues can often be used as a false excuse when somebody is trying to get themselves out of a situation.

John: Dude where did you n Joanne disappear to at the party last night?
Mike: Grissues!
John: Say no more...

by supanover_ek_sez July 1, 2010

grisly adams

like a dirty sanchez but you get a FULL beard.

your partner shits in thier hands and then rubs it all over your lower half of face and neck so you end up looking like grisly adams from the 70's tv show.

by beatbown bitch February 10, 2014

grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.

Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.

by _theniggafigga_ November 14, 2015

Grassy elephant

When you eat a bunch of grass then shit it into someone's mouth. They they proceed to eat the poop then shit it back out.

I just gave Melanie a Grassy Elephant and she asked me to do 4 more. That freak bitch.

by Dicklickr9000 June 30, 2016

Grassy Grasshopper

A messy vagina

Man she had a fucking grassy grasshopper

by FxnRALf December 9, 2016

grissim

A pussy ass bitch who eats boners for BEKFAST, usually retarded and out of proportion.

That nigga such a Grissim
Is he eating dick? What a Grissim.

by bootylickincarnivore December 15, 2017

grassy mouse

The fictional manifestation of a fuzzy Coochie.

Her grassy mouse was caught , in the bread basket.

by GinngerLove February 1, 2018